I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Randomize
