How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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