you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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