Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
that's an acceptable place to lick
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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