Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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