The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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