i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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