Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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