That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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