So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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