And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The uberlube is also flammable
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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