Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
