How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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