Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Blood and glitter go together right?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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