Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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