I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize
