I accidentally had phone sex last night
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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