Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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