I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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