its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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