didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Are my feet made of real feet?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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