Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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