I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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