In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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