you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I forgot wine drunk hurts
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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