Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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