Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
