About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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