no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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