whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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