but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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