no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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