Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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