addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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