Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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