it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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