Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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