Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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