I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
It's Friday. Sex?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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