i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A bitchslap is in order.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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