every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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