Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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