That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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