I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
