I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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