come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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