dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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