haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i came on her dog
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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