Where did you get a picture of my penis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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