so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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