About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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