Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize