Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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