If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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