There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
no you cant smoke seaweed
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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