Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
The air taste purple.
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