You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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