What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
then he tried to convert me to islam
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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