Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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