Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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