how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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