I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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