ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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