Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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