Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Randomize
