i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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