6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
